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October 3rd, 2009:

Sacked Shell EP Boss Walter van de Vijver sacked again

A number of Shell notables were involved in the concerted plot to push van de Vijver over the edge (apparently including Shell executive director Jeroen van der Veer who had also signed false FORM 20F SEC Declarations). Basically it seems that there was a queue of Shell directors waiting to enter his office every 30 minutes ready and eager to knife him. He resigned as a result of the cumulative assault, shocked, humiliated and disgusted at the shabby inhuman treatment he received from his colleagues.

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Shell Stanlow Refinery Anti-Union Rumor True

FROM A RELIABLE STANLOW REFINERY SOURCE

John

The “rumour” you posted on Sept 25th from a Stanlow Worker is true.

Shell did call all the maintenance crew in to dissuade them from joining a union.

There is also one case of legionella on site but I don’t know if it could be linked to lack of investment.

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Shell Executives Accuse Oil-Covered Otter Of Playing It Up

The otter, milking it for every last ounce of sympathy.

The otter, milking it for every last ounce of sympathy.

the ONION

October 3, 2009: OAK HARBOR, WA—Executives from the Shell Oil Company blasted a floundering, oil-covered sea otter Monday, accusing the small aquatic mammal of grossly exaggerating the effects of last week’s hazardous petroleum spill.

According to Shell president Marvin Odum, the otter has been putting on “quite a show” in front of rescue workers and clean-up crews, and is making the 860,000-gallon, three-mile-wide toxic slick seem like a much bigger deal than it actually is.

“He’s fine,” said Odum, referring to the 40-pound sea creature, who was found washed ashore and appeared to be suffering from anaphylactic shock. “Trust me, before all of the cameras and reporters showed up, our little buddy here was having no problem at all cleaning himself off. Now, all of a sudden, it’s severe spastic convulsions this and complete kidney failure that.” read more

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